
About the High Priest and Ritual Master
Jason Jacobsen
Jason, our esteemed Chief Ritual Master and Head of the Mystic Trolls Coven, has been deeply involved in the mystical arts ever since he first tried to hex a middle school math teacher. While the test results were inconclusive, his dedication to ritual performance has only grown stronger—with a near-religious devotion to late-night candle sessions and lunar manipulation.
Jason’s spiritual journey has taken him through many sacred traditions: binge-watching supernatural documentaries, consulting fortune cookies for life direction, and reading ancient scrolls (Reddit threads). Known among the coven for his steady hand in drawing salt circles and his uncanny ability to chant in four different tones of sarcasm, Jason ensures that each ritual is carried out with the utmost theatrical sincerity.
His vision for Mystic Trolls is simple: to bring the forgotten art of spell-casting back into the spotlight—one ritual and enchantment at a time.
Jason is a Scorpio.
Meet the Coven
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Mary Hope
HIGH PRIESTESS & WITCH OF THE WOODS
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Janessa Blake
MOON PRIESTESS & COMMUNITY OUTREACH LEADER
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Sofyia Nightingale
HIGH EARTH PRIESTESS
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Ethan Wilds
HEAD WARLOCK
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Trisha Holland
MOON PRIESTESS
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J.P.
JUST J.P.
A Brief History of Magic
Magic has existed for as long as people have needed explanations for things they didn’t understand—like thunderstorms, taxes, or why bread falls butter-side down.
In the ancient days, spells were whispered beside sacred fires, with offerings of herbs, bones, and occasionally unpaid parking tickets. Every culture had its own version of spellcraft: from the sand-scribbling enchantments of the desert mystics to the fog-wrapped runes of northern forest witches (and that one guy in a cave who just screamed at frogs until they obeyed him).
The Middle Ages saw magic flourish in secret—mostly because open practitioners were either burned, banished, or invited to royal courts to hex political rivals. Alchemists sought gold, wizards sought wisdom, and peasants mostly just sought not to be hexed.
By the Victorian era, magic got fancy. Seances, crystal balls, and mystical mustaches became all the rage. People began summoning spirits politely, with place settings. Magic began its long journey from “terrifying unknown force” to “cool Etsy shop idea.”
And now?
In the age of streaming services and smartphone horoscopes, magic lives on—not in dusty grimoires, but in YOUR LIFE through recreating the ancient traditions in a modern salute to the questions we no longer have to wonder about. We honor this tradition in our own sarcastic way by sharing our power among the magically curious (and the mildly vengeful).
At Mystic Trolls, we embrace this absurd, glorious tradition. We don’t ask you to believe in magic—we ask you to enjoy it.